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From now on when at a four-way or two-way stop, if someone who was there before me gestures at me to GO before them, I am just going to sit there and gesture BJ, hand job, and/or eating-at-the-Y pantomimes.

Sound inappropriate? Yeah, totes. But it’s also inappropriate to command other drivers — total strangers — to proceed out of turn because you derive pleasure from acting out your passive-aggressive faux-polite control fetish. It’s disordered.

Barring a pedestrian at the crosswalk or a situation where it’s really unclear who got there first, the first person to come to a complete stop goes first. I do not want to have a social interaction with you. I do not want to try to see through your windshield into your car and make fucking eye contact. There are established rules and guidelines. Follow them, and keep your hands on the wheel where they belong.